Rejects, Cat 1:
- Evangelia - Female, age 16 - Apparently invulvnerable to radiation, but a) she's underage, b) she's got this perky authoritative vibe that's a little offputting sometimes, and c) you'd never know when the Penguin was around watching. If you believe in the Penguin. If you don't, add "possibly nuts" to the mix.
- Beach Baby - Female, mid-20s - Relaxed California girl, but apparently made out of water despite her fleshy appearance. Not sure how that's going to mix with hard radiation, but the magic 8-ball says the signs aren't good.
- Sailor Null - Female, late 20s - Besides no rad resistance, I have enough of an attitude problem of my own. No need to add hers to the mix.
- Looney Toons - Male, looks late 20s, claims to be over a hundred - Also claims to be married and trying to get back to his wife, darn it. Even if that weren't an issue, there's the fact that he acts like Superball. Except he turns it off when off-duty.
- Halo Kitty - Female, mid 20s? - I'd probably fry her the moment she gets out of the armor.
- Some Random Schmuck - Male, mid-30s - Not rad resistant. Plus, I am not going to let myself get a reputation for going out with just any random schmuck.
Rejects, Cat 2:
- X-Ray Ted - Male, mid 20s - Rad/Rad type is a big plus... but jeeze, slimeball much? And I can do much better than an egocentric ex-porn star who refers to himself in the third person.
Wild Card:
-Nameless Terror - Male, early 30s - Invulnerable to radiation, nicely built. Bit of a mystery, though, even to the other Legendary. Doesn't socialize much.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Evangelia - Female, age 16 - Apparently invulvnerable to radiation, but a) she's underage, b) she's got this perky authoritative vibe that's a little offputting sometimes, and c) you'd never know when the Penguin was around watching. If you believe in the Penguin. If you don't, add "possibly nuts" to the mix.
- Beach Baby - Female, mid-20s - Relaxed California girl, but apparently made out of water despite her fleshy appearance. Not sure how that's going to mix with hard radiation, but the magic 8-ball says the signs aren't good.
- Sailor Null - Female, late 20s - Besides no rad resistance, I have enough of an attitude problem of my own. No need to add hers to the mix.
- Looney Toons - Male, looks late 20s, claims to be over a hundred - Also claims to be married and trying to get back to his wife, darn it. Even if that weren't an issue, there's the fact that he acts like Superball. Except he turns it off when off-duty.
- Halo Kitty - Female, mid 20s? - I'd probably fry her the moment she gets out of the armor.
- Some Random Schmuck - Male, mid-30s - Not rad resistant. Plus, I am not going to let myself get a reputation for going out with just any random schmuck.
Rejects, Cat 2:
- X-Ray Ted - Male, mid 20s - Rad/Rad type is a big plus... but jeeze, slimeball much? And I can do much better than an egocentric ex-porn star who refers to himself in the third person.
Wild Card:
-Nameless Terror - Male, early 30s - Invulnerable to radiation, nicely built. Bit of a mystery, though, even to the other Legendary. Doesn't socialize much.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.