Rejects, Category 1:
Hairnette: gah, no. Even if she wasn't an alternate Fusionette with the ditz cranked up to 11, the thought of all
that -pink-...
Purrfect Scrapper: she's tough enough to take it, but is straight and seems intent on tying up one of the catboys.
Besides, that much hyper would give anyone a headache.
Terri Knight: smokin' and knows how to have fun, both with and without recreational chemicals. Too bad she's
as squishy as her local counterpart is tough.
OSHA Enforcer: Male, early 30s. Certainly tough enough to take it, but if a battery-operated boyfriend was what she
was after she could get that at the store. Plus, he'd probably cite her bedroom for not being up to code.
Rejects, Category 2:
Kyriel the Fury: Female, early 20's in appearance, and kinda hot, both literally and in the 'does nice things
to her costume' sense. But the wings are a bit off-putting and the whole 'embodied essence of righteous vengeance' thing might not make for a
long-term partner.
Ruff Enuff: On the one hand, he's tough enough to take whatever anyone can dish out. On the downside, he's
about as bright as a collie (literally), that much fur might clog the shower, and burning hair is -such- a turn-off. She'd have to be REAAAALLY drunk. Or
he'd have to figure out how to turn back into a normal human-like being. Or both.
Captain Cluebat: Male, mid 20's, very nice on the eyes and favors the upscale civvie look. Claims to be powered by
refined Snark(tm), whatever that is. Appears to be rad and fire resistant, if not totally immune. One night stand material. Maybe.
Wild Card:
Onyx Blast: known her for a while, actually. She throws around rads like no tomorrow herself and can do nifty things
with gravity. If she's like her local counterpart, she ambidextrous. And those -tights-.... Downside, she seems to be attached to Sell-Sword in some
fashion, though they both claim it's "not like that". Worth looking into, maybe.
Flaming Wreckage: Male, mid 20's, orientation unknown. On the one hand, he seemed completely immune to Enynn's
approaches, to the point where she apparently gave up on him. So there's a fair chance he's gay, celibate, or terminally oblivious. However, he's
cute, ripped-but-not-overdone, has an accent, and can literally turn up the heat. Pals around a lot with Kentucky Smith, apparently as the other man's
assistant/pack mule/crash test dummy/mine detector. So he's certainly tough enough to take what she can dish out.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs
Hairnette: gah, no. Even if she wasn't an alternate Fusionette with the ditz cranked up to 11, the thought of all
that -pink-...
Purrfect Scrapper: she's tough enough to take it, but is straight and seems intent on tying up one of the catboys.
Besides, that much hyper would give anyone a headache.
Terri Knight: smokin' and knows how to have fun, both with and without recreational chemicals. Too bad she's
as squishy as her local counterpart is tough.
OSHA Enforcer: Male, early 30s. Certainly tough enough to take it, but if a battery-operated boyfriend was what she
was after she could get that at the store. Plus, he'd probably cite her bedroom for not being up to code.
Rejects, Category 2:
Kyriel the Fury: Female, early 20's in appearance, and kinda hot, both literally and in the 'does nice things
to her costume' sense. But the wings are a bit off-putting and the whole 'embodied essence of righteous vengeance' thing might not make for a
long-term partner.
Ruff Enuff: On the one hand, he's tough enough to take whatever anyone can dish out. On the downside, he's
about as bright as a collie (literally), that much fur might clog the shower, and burning hair is -such- a turn-off. She'd have to be REAAAALLY drunk. Or
he'd have to figure out how to turn back into a normal human-like being. Or both.
Captain Cluebat: Male, mid 20's, very nice on the eyes and favors the upscale civvie look. Claims to be powered by
refined Snark(tm), whatever that is. Appears to be rad and fire resistant, if not totally immune. One night stand material. Maybe.
Wild Card:
Onyx Blast: known her for a while, actually. She throws around rads like no tomorrow herself and can do nifty things
with gravity. If she's like her local counterpart, she ambidextrous. And those -tights-.... Downside, she seems to be attached to Sell-Sword in some
fashion, though they both claim it's "not like that". Worth looking into, maybe.
Flaming Wreckage: Male, mid 20's, orientation unknown. On the one hand, he seemed completely immune to Enynn's
approaches, to the point where she apparently gave up on him. So there's a fair chance he's gay, celibate, or terminally oblivious. However, he's
cute, ripped-but-not-overdone, has an accent, and can literally turn up the heat. Pals around a lot with Kentucky Smith, apparently as the other man's
assistant/pack mule/crash test dummy/mine detector. So he's certainly tough enough to take what she can dish out.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs