The original intent was to have it be a 'near moose', but I bobbled my English Language check, and it's funnier the way it is.
Consider, one ice tank at terminal velocity vs. one mature Alces Alces..
that moose is definitely pining for the fnords
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Consider, one ice tank at terminal velocity vs. one mature Alces Alces..
that moose is definitely pining for the fnords
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies