Character Concept: Needs Name, Opinions?

[OpMegs]

"L-l-l-l-look at you, Terrence. A p-p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors. H-h-how can you hope
to navigate a perfect, impenetrable 24x28 base plot?"

"....for directions to the swimming pool, please look to your right. For directions to the sun room, please see the swiming pool. For directions to the
power room, please see the sun room. For directions to the teleport bay, please see the power room. For directions to the dining hall, please see the teleport
bay. For directions to the trophy room, please see the dining hall. For directions to the magic training hall, please see the trophy room. For directions to
theater, please see the magic training hall. For directions to the exit teleporter, please see the control room. When in the control room, please do not press
the large red button. For directions to the exit, please press the medium sized red button. Please do not mistake the large red button for the medium red
button. For further help, please input the first five digits of the pi sequence. Thank you, and have a nice day."
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."