SHODAN is one of my all time favorite insane AI's, with GlaDOS a close second. But neither of those would survive.
The possible open ones are viable, they just don't have any humor triggers for me. Maybe it's because I don't know what SHAVI means.
There are experiments to run,
There is research to be done,
On the people who are... still alive. o/'
Still can't come up with other suggestions. Must be school that's leeching the
creativity out of me.
Edit: Took one look at the mousepad, and had an image of one's GF, wife, etc of choice walking in and seeing that beside your computer. She just
looks at you, and that's when you know you've just lost about fifty points.
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.
The possible open ones are viable, they just don't have any humor triggers for me. Maybe it's because I don't know what SHAVI means.

There are experiments to run,
There is research to be done,
On the people who are... still alive. o/'
Still can't come up with other suggestions. Must be school that's leeching the
creativity out of me.

Edit: Took one look at the mousepad, and had an image of one's GF, wife, etc of choice walking in and seeing that beside your computer. She just
looks at you, and that's when you know you've just lost about fifty points.

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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.