I haven't come up with one yet, but it's probably one of those huge self-aggrandizing mouthfuls so prevalent in Communist states, something along the lines of "The People's Glorious Metahuman Defense Collective and Shoe-shine Stand"
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.