Jorlem Wrote:re: Centaurs:Cracked magazine had an article titled The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by 'Harry Potter'. The Umbridge/centaur scene was number 5. www.cracked.com/article_19397_the-5-mos ... otter.html
I'm fairly certain I recall seeing a fic that explicitly said that that is what happened to Umbridge, and the books do kinda imply it, IIRC.
If you don't want to read the entire thing, this pretty much sums things up:
Two characters watch Umbridge getting dragged away -- Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. At least one of those two knows that centaurs are rape machines. (Hint: It's Hermione, the character whose main purpose in the plot is to know absolutely everything.)
Neither of them make an effort to save Umbridge. Potter gets in a witty, James Bond-esque quip as she's being dragged away, and Hermione seems satisfied that mass horse rape is a fitting punishment. We like to think that on the way back to school, Harry asked "So what do you suppose those centaurs are going to do to the professor?" and that Hermione casually described to him how Umbridge would almost certainly be brutally violated by equinely endowed inter-species rapists. And that was the day Harry learned that you do not mess with Hermione Granger.
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