Links to the various fics quoted above. Anything without a
link, I couldn't find, or duplicates a link already cited.
"This was all part of [Ukyou's] ideal picture of the future:"
from Chapter 5 of "Relentless", by Grayson Towler
talesfromthevault.com/rel...tless5.txt
Susan: The Endless are a group of seven...umm...sort of
personifications of abstract concepts.
from Chapter 9 of John Biles' "Furinkan Summer"
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...ce/FS9.txt
Onna-Happousai: Nothing is certain but Death and Texas.
From Chapter 10 of "Furinkan Summer"
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...e/FS10.txt
"No, Great Cthulhu doesn't look nearly as good in a fuku."
From chapter 4 of "Sailor Hellblazer" by RPM
www.thekeep.org/~rpm/vert...r/shb4.htm
"Oooo. This'll be SO cool. I get to be Sailor Venus, the Senshi
of Love, Beauty, and Rocket Launchers."
From "Setting Moon: Tsuki Ga Shimizu", by Gregg "Metroanime" Sharp
asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp/...etting.txt
Alternately, many of Metroanime's fics can be found at:
www.fanfiction.net/u/5209/
See Tenchi run. Run Tenchi run.
From "Saint Akane" by Gregg Sharp
asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp/..._saint.txt
Ryouga looked uncertainly around him, his appearance
bedraggled, as usual. "Am -- am I in Nerima again?"
"No, Einstein, you're in Paris," Ukyou retorted sarcastically,
turning around to neaten her grill.
from "Stir It Up 1: The Battle For Ranma" by Melanie Sun
www.fanfic.net/pub/Anime/...r-it-up.gz
Metroanime's "Illegal Aliens in Nerima" is at
asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp/...aliens.txt
Nabiki: I suppose I should tell you now, I'm not really your
sister. I just wandered in one day and pretended I was always
there, and being the gullible saps you are, you all bought it.
As it turns out, this was actually a comment someone made, not part of a
fic proper. It's in a file of comments at
www.bladeandepsilon.com/tttbcom.txt
Ukyou: There's probably an Amazon technique for it. Keeps
Shampoo's head from imploding.
From "Furinkan Summer" chapter 12.
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...e/FS12.txt
"Saotome special technique! 'Nuke it till it glows!'"
from Metroanime's "A Very Scary Bet"
fanfic.net/pub/Anime/FanF...ary-bet.gz
"Mail orda' catalog."
from Benjamin Oliver's "Nuke'Em Til They Glow", chapter 3
rakhal.com/florestica/ben.../ng03.html
"But I'm not about to argue with the opinions of omnipotent
beings when it comes to my love life.
from Chapter 19 of "Switching Heirs: An Altered Destiny" by
Dreiser
derekloffin.anifics.com/swhe19.txt
"I was sort of expecting fewer demons," Reiko muttered quietly,
from "Doors Best Left Unopened", part 17, by Mark MacKinnon
www.shadowchronicles.net/doors17.htm
"All I ever wanted was a normal life," Tenchi sighed dejectedly.
"And you came to Nerima?" Nabiki said, incredulously.
from "Shin Ranma Muyo", chapter 3, by Achariyth@AOL.com
www.tmffa.com/old/x/ranmuyo3.txt
"I'm my own inner child," Inji said lazily. "I look at the
world with childlike innocence, wonder, and joy. And a very
sharp knife, of course. I'm afraid my inner child doesn't play
well with others."
This and other quotes from "Pastpresent" by Susan Doenime
can be found at www.thekeep.org/~mike/pastpresent.html
Then the People's Turnip Liberation Strikeforce attacked an
all-you-can-eat vegetarian restaurant with barbeque-sauce bombs
and tried to free the salad toppings into the wild, and
everyone relaxed.
-- This and other quotes from the various parts of Jack Staik
and Lady Tesser's "Tales of Ranma and Ranko" can be found at
www.fanfic.net/pub/Anime/...and-Ranko/
"Tenchi Muyo! -- Vacation Days", by DB Sommer is at
www.fanworks.org/fanfic.p...e=0000.dat
Washuu: Ah! That is the Japanese Hot Springs penguin,
Aptenodytes thermophilius.
from "Waiting for Meowth" by Daniel Snyder
archives.eyrie.org/anime/...-meowth.gz
"The great Tatewaki Kunou is no man's side order," Kunou
complained as he tried prying himself out of the slightly burned
yet still tasty crust.
From "Shampoo 1/2," Chapter 5, by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...poo05.html
"Your Uncle Tatewaki is a moron," Ranma said hotly.
from "Le Plus Ca Change..." by Dave Menard
spghome.tripod.com/id59.htm
"To tell you the truth we don't really understand Nabiki,"
Akane said. "We just sort of watch for her out of the corners of
our eyes."
from "Family Trees", Chapter 3, by Thryth
darknessrising.com/Fanfic...d/Tft3.htm
"The Reluctant Bet", Chapter 25, by Gregg Sharp can be found
(along with many of his other fics) at
www.asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp.html
"Ha!" Usagi said. "You think you have it tough? When I was your
age, I ran around in a tiny fuku, shouting ridiculous things like
'In the name of the Moon, you shall be punished' at ludicrous
monsters
from "SailorEVA," by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...snb01.html
"Duck and Peaches at the Foot of Flower Mountain," by Hans Holm
is at
archives.eyrie.org/anime/...ountain.gz
"Every decent evil scientist needs to be able to play a cool
musical instrument. Something ominous, like an organ or a
sousaphone," Washuu explained.
From "Washuu Science Theatre 3000," by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...snb02.html
"The Reluctant SI 1: Toji Has a Little 'Accident' . . . Heh Heh
Heh (A NGE SI Parody)" by Ammadeau can be found at:
www.koujo.com/fan/ammadeau/si.html
"Not Ranma 1/2", Chapter 2, by By Andy Wennersten can be found at
www.shoujoai.com/authors/wennersten
"Marmalade Moon" by John Biles is at
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/Stories/MMoon/ and
www.maison-otaku.net/~rhe...index.html
"You've got -zombies- downstairs and you think it's weird that my
cat's been talking to me?"
from "Sailor Moon: Mix and Match", by Benjamin A. Oliver at
rakhal.com/florestica/ben-oliver/
"If I detect a lesbian under the bed I will escort her to the door."
from "Reunited," by Ken Wolfe, which is a side story to his
epic "El-Hazard Earth", and can be found at
www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~ken...anfic.html
"I'm the prince of like, five other people, and two of them are
trying to kill me."
from "Insertion," by Carrotglace, aka "Ryoga P. Hibiki"
www.fanworks.org/fanfic.p...e=0015.dat
but he also has a fanfiction.net page.
"I am as human as you would be, Arisugawa Juri ... had you been
a slave to your mistakes for ten thousand years," Anthy replied.
from "Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Ten Years After", by Chris Davies
fanfic.net/pub/Anime/FanF...s-after.gz
"WAAAH! You ruined my intro! I was gonna make it SOO neat and
dramatic, but YOU ruined it!" Chibiusa whined.
from "Heart of Sugar", by Benjamin A. Oliver
also at rakhal.com/florestica/ben-oliver/
"Lure The Tiger From The Mountains" by Allyn Yonge has to be
out there somewhere, but Google doesn't know where it might be.
"Why Sailor Pluto Hates The Bet" by P.H. Wise can be found at
www.fanfiction.net/u/173951/
If a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane, what the hell do
you think a car with a Certified Mad Scientist{tm}, his daughter,
and a Guardian of Time stuck on its roof could do?
from "Pissing Off Pluto," by Elsa Bibat, which can be found at
rakhal.com/florestica/elsa-bibat/
"Technology of God in action," agreed Ritsuko, sipping her
coffee. "Ah. I like my coffee like I like my men."
from "Evangelion Unplugged," by Renegade
darkscribes.org/articles/...6c4103d55d
"I'll sign you up for chemotherapy," Nabiki said.
from "The Things We Wish For," by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...mmer/wish/
"Honor's Duty" by JJ Corley is at
www.fanfiction.net/s/21024/1/
"Slayers Chaos," by Stefan Gagne, can be found at
www.pixelscapes.com/twoflower/
"I feel like Darren Stevens sometimes."
from "Archimage" by Jude McLaughlin.
www.broomstick.org/utena/archimage.html
"Quack Experimental Fanfic Excel Fusion Z," by Nidoking
can be found at nidoking.anifics.com/
John Biles' "Wheel of Anime" is at
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...index.html
"Fanservice II", along with a bunch of other good fics by
Andrew Aelfwine, can be found on his webpage:
www.geocities.com/ap_aelfwine/
"Shinji Almighty" by Gregg Landsman is at
www.fanfiction.net/s/1128833/1/
"Nabiki, I'm your sister and I know what you're like in the
morning," Kasumi remarked flatly. "I could sell you to a Thai
brothel and you probably wouldn't notice until after lunch."
from "A Not So Simple Wish", Chapter 1, by Ebiris
www.fanfiction.net/s/1210454/1/
Some things were just a given. The sky is blue. Water is wet.
Genma can't be trusted farther than Kasumi could throw him. You
never really stop to ask why.
from "White Rose," by Andrew Lemly
asynjor.com/fanfic/lemly.html
-- Bob
---------
It's spelt "Frodo Baggins" but it's pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove."
link, I couldn't find, or duplicates a link already cited.
"This was all part of [Ukyou's] ideal picture of the future:"
from Chapter 5 of "Relentless", by Grayson Towler
talesfromthevault.com/rel...tless5.txt
Susan: The Endless are a group of seven...umm...sort of
personifications of abstract concepts.
from Chapter 9 of John Biles' "Furinkan Summer"
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...ce/FS9.txt
Onna-Happousai: Nothing is certain but Death and Texas.
From Chapter 10 of "Furinkan Summer"
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...e/FS10.txt
"No, Great Cthulhu doesn't look nearly as good in a fuku."
From chapter 4 of "Sailor Hellblazer" by RPM
www.thekeep.org/~rpm/vert...r/shb4.htm
"Oooo. This'll be SO cool. I get to be Sailor Venus, the Senshi
of Love, Beauty, and Rocket Launchers."
From "Setting Moon: Tsuki Ga Shimizu", by Gregg "Metroanime" Sharp
asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp/...etting.txt
Alternately, many of Metroanime's fics can be found at:
www.fanfiction.net/u/5209/
See Tenchi run. Run Tenchi run.
From "Saint Akane" by Gregg Sharp
asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp/..._saint.txt
Ryouga looked uncertainly around him, his appearance
bedraggled, as usual. "Am -- am I in Nerima again?"
"No, Einstein, you're in Paris," Ukyou retorted sarcastically,
turning around to neaten her grill.
from "Stir It Up 1: The Battle For Ranma" by Melanie Sun
www.fanfic.net/pub/Anime/...r-it-up.gz
Metroanime's "Illegal Aliens in Nerima" is at
asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp/...aliens.txt
Nabiki: I suppose I should tell you now, I'm not really your
sister. I just wandered in one day and pretended I was always
there, and being the gullible saps you are, you all bought it.
As it turns out, this was actually a comment someone made, not part of a
fic proper. It's in a file of comments at
www.bladeandepsilon.com/tttbcom.txt
Ukyou: There's probably an Amazon technique for it. Keeps
Shampoo's head from imploding.
From "Furinkan Summer" chapter 12.
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...e/FS12.txt
"Saotome special technique! 'Nuke it till it glows!'"
from Metroanime's "A Very Scary Bet"
fanfic.net/pub/Anime/FanF...ary-bet.gz
"Mail orda' catalog."
from Benjamin Oliver's "Nuke'Em Til They Glow", chapter 3
rakhal.com/florestica/ben.../ng03.html
"But I'm not about to argue with the opinions of omnipotent
beings when it comes to my love life.
from Chapter 19 of "Switching Heirs: An Altered Destiny" by
Dreiser
derekloffin.anifics.com/swhe19.txt
"I was sort of expecting fewer demons," Reiko muttered quietly,
from "Doors Best Left Unopened", part 17, by Mark MacKinnon
www.shadowchronicles.net/doors17.htm
"All I ever wanted was a normal life," Tenchi sighed dejectedly.
"And you came to Nerima?" Nabiki said, incredulously.
from "Shin Ranma Muyo", chapter 3, by Achariyth@AOL.com
www.tmffa.com/old/x/ranmuyo3.txt
"I'm my own inner child," Inji said lazily. "I look at the
world with childlike innocence, wonder, and joy. And a very
sharp knife, of course. I'm afraid my inner child doesn't play
well with others."
This and other quotes from "Pastpresent" by Susan Doenime
can be found at www.thekeep.org/~mike/pastpresent.html
Then the People's Turnip Liberation Strikeforce attacked an
all-you-can-eat vegetarian restaurant with barbeque-sauce bombs
and tried to free the salad toppings into the wild, and
everyone relaxed.
-- This and other quotes from the various parts of Jack Staik
and Lady Tesser's "Tales of Ranma and Ranko" can be found at
www.fanfic.net/pub/Anime/...and-Ranko/
"Tenchi Muyo! -- Vacation Days", by DB Sommer is at
www.fanworks.org/fanfic.p...e=0000.dat
Washuu: Ah! That is the Japanese Hot Springs penguin,
Aptenodytes thermophilius.
from "Waiting for Meowth" by Daniel Snyder
archives.eyrie.org/anime/...-meowth.gz
"The great Tatewaki Kunou is no man's side order," Kunou
complained as he tried prying himself out of the slightly burned
yet still tasty crust.
From "Shampoo 1/2," Chapter 5, by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...poo05.html
"Your Uncle Tatewaki is a moron," Ranma said hotly.
from "Le Plus Ca Change..." by Dave Menard
spghome.tripod.com/id59.htm
"To tell you the truth we don't really understand Nabiki,"
Akane said. "We just sort of watch for her out of the corners of
our eyes."
from "Family Trees", Chapter 3, by Thryth
darknessrising.com/Fanfic...d/Tft3.htm
"The Reluctant Bet", Chapter 25, by Gregg Sharp can be found
(along with many of his other fics) at
www.asynjor.com/fanfic/sharp.html
"Ha!" Usagi said. "You think you have it tough? When I was your
age, I ran around in a tiny fuku, shouting ridiculous things like
'In the name of the Moon, you shall be punished' at ludicrous
monsters
from "SailorEVA," by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...snb01.html
"Duck and Peaches at the Foot of Flower Mountain," by Hans Holm
is at
archives.eyrie.org/anime/...ountain.gz
"Every decent evil scientist needs to be able to play a cool
musical instrument. Something ominous, like an organ or a
sousaphone," Washuu explained.
From "Washuu Science Theatre 3000," by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...snb02.html
"The Reluctant SI 1: Toji Has a Little 'Accident' . . . Heh Heh
Heh (A NGE SI Parody)" by Ammadeau can be found at:
www.koujo.com/fan/ammadeau/si.html
"Not Ranma 1/2", Chapter 2, by By Andy Wennersten can be found at
www.shoujoai.com/authors/wennersten
"Marmalade Moon" by John Biles is at
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/Stories/MMoon/ and
www.maison-otaku.net/~rhe...index.html
"You've got -zombies- downstairs and you think it's weird that my
cat's been talking to me?"
from "Sailor Moon: Mix and Match", by Benjamin A. Oliver at
rakhal.com/florestica/ben-oliver/
"If I detect a lesbian under the bed I will escort her to the door."
from "Reunited," by Ken Wolfe, which is a side story to his
epic "El-Hazard Earth", and can be found at
www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~ken...anfic.html
"I'm the prince of like, five other people, and two of them are
trying to kill me."
from "Insertion," by Carrotglace, aka "Ryoga P. Hibiki"
www.fanworks.org/fanfic.p...e=0015.dat
but he also has a fanfiction.net page.
"I am as human as you would be, Arisugawa Juri ... had you been
a slave to your mistakes for ten thousand years," Anthy replied.
from "Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Ten Years After", by Chris Davies
fanfic.net/pub/Anime/FanF...s-after.gz
"WAAAH! You ruined my intro! I was gonna make it SOO neat and
dramatic, but YOU ruined it!" Chibiusa whined.
from "Heart of Sugar", by Benjamin A. Oliver
also at rakhal.com/florestica/ben-oliver/
"Lure The Tiger From The Mountains" by Allyn Yonge has to be
out there somewhere, but Google doesn't know where it might be.
"Why Sailor Pluto Hates The Bet" by P.H. Wise can be found at
www.fanfiction.net/u/173951/
If a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane, what the hell do
you think a car with a Certified Mad Scientist{tm}, his daughter,
and a Guardian of Time stuck on its roof could do?
from "Pissing Off Pluto," by Elsa Bibat, which can be found at
rakhal.com/florestica/elsa-bibat/
"Technology of God in action," agreed Ritsuko, sipping her
coffee. "Ah. I like my coffee like I like my men."
from "Evangelion Unplugged," by Renegade
darkscribes.org/articles/...6c4103d55d
"I'll sign you up for chemotherapy," Nabiki said.
from "The Things We Wish For," by DB Sommer
www.rakhal.com/florestica...mmer/wish/
"Honor's Duty" by JJ Corley is at
www.fanfiction.net/s/21024/1/
"Slayers Chaos," by Stefan Gagne, can be found at
www.pixelscapes.com/twoflower/
"I feel like Darren Stevens sometimes."
from "Archimage" by Jude McLaughlin.
www.broomstick.org/utena/archimage.html
"Quack Experimental Fanfic Excel Fusion Z," by Nidoking
can be found at nidoking.anifics.com/
John Biles' "Wheel of Anime" is at
www.thekeep.org/~wombat/S...index.html
"Fanservice II", along with a bunch of other good fics by
Andrew Aelfwine, can be found on his webpage:
www.geocities.com/ap_aelfwine/
"Shinji Almighty" by Gregg Landsman is at
www.fanfiction.net/s/1128833/1/
"Nabiki, I'm your sister and I know what you're like in the
morning," Kasumi remarked flatly. "I could sell you to a Thai
brothel and you probably wouldn't notice until after lunch."
from "A Not So Simple Wish", Chapter 1, by Ebiris
www.fanfiction.net/s/1210454/1/
Some things were just a given. The sky is blue. Water is wet.
Genma can't be trusted farther than Kasumi could throw him. You
never really stop to ask why.
from "White Rose," by Andrew Lemly
asynjor.com/fanfic/lemly.html
-- Bob
---------
It's spelt "Frodo Baggins" but it's pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove."