[My dagger] was a much plainer affair than my counterpart's
but I bet hers couldn't call up a higher level demon
just by carving a smiley face in the ground.
Can It Get Any Worse?
Yes, it can.
The population of the United States of America embraced Windows X with
the same whole hearted enthusiasm that they always have for new and
mostly useless crap. Unfortunately, Windows X allowed Bill Gates to
take control of all electronic equipment larger than a wrist watch.
The United States was promptly renamed the Land of Gates. The new
Wizard of Gates immediately began funding an advanced genetic research
program with the mission of reingineering Janet Reno into a sasquatch.
And worse...
Over the next hour I witnessed something that will remain in my memory
for however many millenia I shall live. Usagi Tsuniko, one of my
least favorite people in existance, consumed three times her own body
weight in a combination of forty six different kinds of ice cream and
a vast array of toppings. At first I assumed that she may be able to
convert mass to energy, that would explain her high energy levels, but
I ruled that out pretty quickly. That much energy would have turned
her into a human glowbug, permanently.
I thought my two gallons were respectable, but the condescending sneer
the girl levelled at me was as humiliating as anything I could
remember.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.
but I bet hers couldn't call up a higher level demon
just by carving a smiley face in the ground.
Can It Get Any Worse?
Yes, it can.
The population of the United States of America embraced Windows X with
the same whole hearted enthusiasm that they always have for new and
mostly useless crap. Unfortunately, Windows X allowed Bill Gates to
take control of all electronic equipment larger than a wrist watch.
The United States was promptly renamed the Land of Gates. The new
Wizard of Gates immediately began funding an advanced genetic research
program with the mission of reingineering Janet Reno into a sasquatch.
And worse...
Over the next hour I witnessed something that will remain in my memory
for however many millenia I shall live. Usagi Tsuniko, one of my
least favorite people in existance, consumed three times her own body
weight in a combination of forty six different kinds of ice cream and
a vast array of toppings. At first I assumed that she may be able to
convert mass to energy, that would explain her high energy levels, but
I ruled that out pretty quickly. That much energy would have turned
her into a human glowbug, permanently.
I thought my two gallons were respectable, but the condescending sneer
the girl levelled at me was as humiliating as anything I could
remember.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.