You know, I don't think that Time Warp has been mentioned here... the only reason for which I can think of being that the whole fic could fit here... anyway, this is from the preview of Chapter 7 that Rorsch posted to his Yahoo group a while back...
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"Man," Harry shook his head. "What am I going to do with this vial of unwillingly taken blood? I guess I'll just put it here."
A few feet away and hidden in the shadows, Draco smirked. The dark lord would grant him a handsome reward for this.
As he walked away, Harry just wondered what effect a bunch of willingly given tabasco sauce would have on the ritual.
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"What's happened to me?" The Dark Lord looked at his new form in horror, "who is responsible for this?"
The surrounding death eaters covered their noses and fought hard to keep from gagging, the most feared dark lord of the time was a giant log of . . . human waste.