Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword.
-Best I Am Ch. 15
www.fanfiction.net/s/2930684/15/
Unohana would have moved his body if he had died, Kusajishi. Zaraki isnt dead. Hes probably just sleeping.
No! Hes not! I checked! I kicked him, but he wont wake up!
Raising an eyebrow, Hitsugaya frowned. You...kicked him.
Ken-chan says if you kick a guy between his legs and he doesnt make a noise, then hes probably dead! I kicked, Hitsu-chan! A whole lot of times! But he wont wake up!
-Best I Am Ch. 19
www.fanfiction.net/s/2930684/19/
The labor itself didnt last long. I was a month early and obviously my body had panicked into thinking it had to get the children out now. Lee brought water in once or twice but then he made the mistake of getting close enough for me to grab. Neji eventually wrenched him free of my grip but come on, you dont ask a woman in labor if she is enjoying the beauty of giving birth.
-Juppon Buki Ch. 9
www.fanfiction.net/s/2006905/9/
They turned to look at Kakashi, who was still sitting slumped against the rocks. "I hate to interrupt this touching moment of team solidarity, but I am still your client and I have injuries that need to be tended. I'd also like to point out that we're still at the bottom of a defile where I just almost died."
He attempted to look pathetic; Yukiko and Iruka watched him skeptically. "I'm scared of dead bodies!" he whined, unable to disguise the smile crinkling his eye. "Get me out of here! You're supposed to be protecting me better than this!"
-The Way of the Apartment Manager Ch. 7
www.fanfiction.net/s/2422891/7/
Dar looked up. "You trying to get rid of me?" Her tone was light, but wary.
"No." Kerry answered very seriously. "I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to get a machine gun mounted on my desk in time." She held up her hands. "Rattataataa."
-Tropical Storm
www.merwolf.com/tropical4.html
Anko pouted. "Are you still mad at me?"
Sakura glared at the older woman. "Stupid, pointless things like food and sleep," she quoted Anko's words from yesterday.
-One Hundred Days Ch. 11
www.fanfiction.net/s/2663204/11/
-Best I Am Ch. 15
www.fanfiction.net/s/2930684/15/
Unohana would have moved his body if he had died, Kusajishi. Zaraki isnt dead. Hes probably just sleeping.
No! Hes not! I checked! I kicked him, but he wont wake up!
Raising an eyebrow, Hitsugaya frowned. You...kicked him.
Ken-chan says if you kick a guy between his legs and he doesnt make a noise, then hes probably dead! I kicked, Hitsu-chan! A whole lot of times! But he wont wake up!
-Best I Am Ch. 19
www.fanfiction.net/s/2930684/19/
The labor itself didnt last long. I was a month early and obviously my body had panicked into thinking it had to get the children out now. Lee brought water in once or twice but then he made the mistake of getting close enough for me to grab. Neji eventually wrenched him free of my grip but come on, you dont ask a woman in labor if she is enjoying the beauty of giving birth.
-Juppon Buki Ch. 9
www.fanfiction.net/s/2006905/9/
They turned to look at Kakashi, who was still sitting slumped against the rocks. "I hate to interrupt this touching moment of team solidarity, but I am still your client and I have injuries that need to be tended. I'd also like to point out that we're still at the bottom of a defile where I just almost died."
He attempted to look pathetic; Yukiko and Iruka watched him skeptically. "I'm scared of dead bodies!" he whined, unable to disguise the smile crinkling his eye. "Get me out of here! You're supposed to be protecting me better than this!"
-The Way of the Apartment Manager Ch. 7
www.fanfiction.net/s/2422891/7/
Dar looked up. "You trying to get rid of me?" Her tone was light, but wary.
"No." Kerry answered very seriously. "I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to get a machine gun mounted on my desk in time." She held up her hands. "Rattataataa."
-Tropical Storm
www.merwolf.com/tropical4.html
Anko pouted. "Are you still mad at me?"
Sakura glared at the older woman. "Stupid, pointless things like food and sleep," she quoted Anko's words from yesterday.
-One Hundred Days Ch. 11
www.fanfiction.net/s/2663204/11/