Actually, I didn't bother with the first chapters at all. The "Snape in a tutu" line dropped me in the second-to-last currently written chapter, and from there on in, it was *entirely* in the so-bad-it's-funny lane. The quotes I tossed out there were the choicest bits of about eight consecutive paragraphs. For this one, if the beginning bugs you, just skip to the end.
On the other hand, I don't think that will be a problem on this one. Check out the first paragraph of the story.
"You want me to do WHAT! the voice trembled slightly with barely contained anger, glinting grey eyes meeting their cool counterpart before turning away abruptly and glaring rebelliously at the carpet. He could safely hate the carpet, and if necessary convincingly claim it had offended him in some way. After all, the sickly design that swirled nauseatingly round his feet was quite offensive to anyone forced to look at it for any length of time. The carpet deserved his wrath."
www.harrypotterfanfiction...rid=150855
(because apparently I just don't know how to make links function here.)
On the other hand, I don't think that will be a problem on this one. Check out the first paragraph of the story.
"You want me to do WHAT! the voice trembled slightly with barely contained anger, glinting grey eyes meeting their cool counterpart before turning away abruptly and glaring rebelliously at the carpet. He could safely hate the carpet, and if necessary convincingly claim it had offended him in some way. After all, the sickly design that swirled nauseatingly round his feet was quite offensive to anyone forced to look at it for any length of time. The carpet deserved his wrath."
www.harrypotterfanfiction...rid=150855
(because apparently I just don't know how to make links function here.)