I found an odd fic that parodies fairy tales in general and am having much fun reading it. And then, suddenly, a bit surprised me and made me laugh out loud, and here it is.
Quote:www.fanfiction.net/s/1666372/11/
He shrugged and looked down into the ballroom for a new target. There was one girl who was kind of interesting. Pretty. Not much in the head, though, but nice and pretty. We had three balls in a row, and she came to each one. So Id dance with her. On the third night, just before midnight, she suddenly takes off running from the palace. He gave a soft laugh. She left one of her glass shoes behind. I dont know if she wanted me to find her or what, but whatever she was thinking, I didnt like her enough to bother. I mean, I barely knew her.