If songs give him powers...

[Wiregeek]

f'rex,

OHH, YE-EEE-AH I tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say the something
I want to choke your band!

I want to choke your band! I want to choke your band!

You'll say, "PLEASE! Don't tread on me!"
But I'm fuckin' pissed off, man!
For C.C.-no mercy
Cuz he'z in a hair band

Woah, let me choke your band! I want to choke your band!

And when I punch you I feel happy inside
It'z such a feeling, let the light-a-ning ride
Lightning ride, lightning ride

YEAH, YOU! Here'z your warning
That I wont take your glam
White Lion dead by morning
I want to choke that band!

I want to choke your band! I want to choke your band!

And when I punch you I feel happy inside
It'z just the flowing of your blood, you can't hide
You can't hide, you can't hide

YEAH, YOU! Here'z your warning
Wont take your fuckin' glam
Now Warrant'z dead by morning
I fuckin' choked that band!

I want to choke your band! I want to choke your band!
I want to choke your ba-a-a-po-o-seur band!!

could easily be interpreted to be an AoE Taunt, with the aggro target being the current live band playing...
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies