Quote:I prefer these ones, myself:
www.bulwer-lytton.com/2007.htm
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Samson looked in the mirror and, when he saw what a fantastic haircut Delilah had given him, he went weak at the knees.
Quote:-Rob Kelk
What a pity Dave was too young to have seen "2001: A Space Odyssey," for he might have been able to predict what would happen next, when the ape standing next to the big black slab picked up the tapir bone.
"I heard there was a trial run of soylent blue, but they had to cease production when the George Carlin ran out..."
Mark Jones, 13 Jan 2008
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012