Quote:He walked in and saw Dobby sitting cross-legged on the kitchen table, looking worriedly at a drunk Sirius.From the latest chapter of A Black Comedy.
“Great news!” Sirius cheered loudly.
Harry looked at Sirius doubtfully.
“Malfoy Manor is still burning,” Sirius happily added, showing off the Daily Prophet’s front page photo. A column of flame could be seen escaping a good sized hole in the roof. “Lucius is being cited for not registering a class one restricted item as a family heirloom.”
Harry wasn’t certain but he thought he saw Dobby smile. “I set it for fifteen minutes.”
“You set it for fifteen days,” Sirius happily corrected.
“Oops,” Harry said thinking that as mistakes go, this one was pretty fucking awesome.
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"