Quote:“I don’t know what they plan to do to him once they get him,” Jiraiya said, mostly honestly. “Maybe experimentation, maybe dissection, maybe they just plan to cook him up and eat him. Your brother hangs out with a freaky crowd. Point is we aren’t going to let them get Naruto, so their intentions at this point don’t matter.”The Truth Decays
“They’re planning to cook me and eat me?” Naruto interrupted shrilly. “I taste bad. That toad can tell them I taste really bad!”
“They probably aren’t planning to eat you,” Jiraiya said with a sigh.
“He was embellishing, you idiot,” Sasuke said.
“What does this have to do with salad?”
“That’s garnishing!” Sasuke said, putting his hand against his head as he winced in pain. “They wouldn’t eat you. They’d be too afraid to catch stupid!”
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