Quote:‘If you assholes get me into the crap I’m teleporting out and leaving you there’ she stated. ‘We’ve got to be completely surrounded by this warlords people out here haven’t we?’ she asked.
Janko pulled on his own beret. ‘We’re paratroopers’ he responded with a grin
‘We’re supposed to be surrounded’ Ashton told her.
‘And I’m the one they keep locked up for public safety’ Amy said to herself in disbelief.
-- Compelled To Play The Great Game, Chapter 28
Quote:So far, she and Xander had gotten them all to believe in vampires and demons. She gave them her version of the origin story (Once, there were powerful beings that had a civilization on Earth. It blew up and demons came in like scavengers. Eventually, humans and higher powers drove most of the powerful ones out of this dimension. Now, there are skyscrapers, boy bands, and ice cream that is called Chunky Monkey, but has no actual monkeys in it, chunky or otherwise.)
-- Tales From The Compelled Verse, Chapter 15
Quote:"Wait." said Jesse. "If that body of yours is just a mechanical ant, er.. fuzzy monkey - then what's your real form like?"
Mitzy smiled. "Bigger."
"Like 'basketball player reaching the ceiling with their head' bigger, 'Can't fit on an empty bus' bigger, or 'I'm here to fight Godzilla' bigger?" Jesse asked.
Mitzy's grin got bigger. "The last one."
-- Tales From The Compelled Verse, Chapter 15
Quote:Harry blinked. “Um, right. So, I’m Harry Potter. You are?”-- Bob
“I think I’ll be Harry Potter too, if you don’t mind? It looks like fun,” the girl replied.
“Um… sure. Er, who were you before you decided to be Harry Potter too?” He asked, while thinking: ‘Just smile and nod and back away slowly from the crazy person, Harry.’
“Luna Lovegood, daughter of the world-renowned investigative journalist Xenophillius Lovegood,” she answered blithely.
“Oh… um… I’m sorry, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of him.” Harry said.
Luna smiled. “I wouldn’t have expected you to. You aren’t a world.”
-- Agent Double O Hex, chapter 3
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.