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He pondered the question for a while.
Reluctantly, he concluded that he probably was.
Damn.
Ah, hell, what was he going to do about Sakura?
Two minds? That was just weird.
“So… Does it count as a threesome if the girl has two minds?” he wondered aloud.
Their steps faltered for a moment, and Sasuke shook his head. “Your ability to shrug off even the worst possible events with a joke never ceases to amaze me.” He didn’t sound all that amused.
Naruto shrugged helplessly, aware of that aspect of his personality. “You know that place they talk about when they say, ‘Yeah, I went there?’ That’s where I live.”
Sasuke glanced at him, frowning. “You know that place that the ANBU guy kicked me three times? That’s where my balls were. So shut up.”
Feeling even worse, Naruto shut up.
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"