ROTFL: The comeback

[Bob Schroeck]

From the newest John Biles work to hit the FFML, "The Sword of the Lord":

In the dark corners of the world, things are breeding, ancient things, which ruled this world before man. There are things within only a few miles of some major cities that, if set free, would turn the blood of men to ice and fire, which would shatter the thin veneer which is all that holds mankind separate from its savage ancestors.
Their power is rising, and the stars moving into place. Their prophecies speak of their inevitable victory, that the time comes when mankind shall be as the Great Old Ones, 'free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy'.
I have felt it myself, the call of the darkness that seeps into your soul when it seems there is only pain and death in the world, the temptation to cast all rules aside and live only for your own pleasure, your own vengeance. Power without responsibility inevitably leads to the abuse of power, a spiral down into the darkness.
That's why, these days, I kill these motherfuckers and take their stuff.

Also from "The Sword of the Lord":

I drove up to the front gate of Reito's mansion; I have to wonder what his neighbors think of young, pretty nuns constantly visiting him. They probably think he's got some sort of weird nun-brothel going on. Cooool.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.