Quote:Naruto hopped out of the water and patted him on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll get the mangekyo sharingan one of these days. If I have to find you a new best friend to kill, I’ll do it.”
Sasuke looked at him speculatively. “Well, it’d probably be easier to find a new friend to murder than it would be to kill you.”
Naruto smiled sunnily. “My life hangs in the balance of my badassness versus your pathetic inability to relate to people. A lesser man might be worried.”
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3745099/28/People_Lie
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
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