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What If? by Rorschach's Blot
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"Gai sensei, I do mean to sound unyouthful, but if I don't get the chance to spend some time with some females in a manner involving close contact other then fighting there is the definite possibility that I may shatter all my gates and impregnate half of the village. May I please know the line you use?" Lee asked intently.
"Of course, my youthful student. I'm sorry I didn't tell you it before, it was an unforgivable lapse on my part. Simply walk into the nearest bar and say, "I can do a hundred push ups with my tongue. Anyone wanna see? The girls will flock to you like Naruto to ramen."
"Hai, Gai-Sensi!" Lee radiated energy, seeming to vibrate in place. "I must go test this technique."
The flare of chakra gates opening blinded everyone and when they blinked their vision clear, Lee was gone.
Neji snorted. "And what will happen when they discover he can't do 100 push ups with his tongue?"
Gai shrugged. "After 20 push ups they usually shred whatever you are wearing and jump you, so it's really never come up. Lee is a hard worker, but he still can only do 95 before tiring. I have faith that he will manage to get 100 before the year is out, so a little fib really isn't that unyouthful."
Tenten stood there drool leaking from the corner of her mouth with a glazed look in her eyes. "N-Ninety f-f-five?"
Neji stared. "That is part of the youthful training regiment you two do after the team meetings?"
Gai nodded. "Of course. It is only fitting that as your Jonin I do my best to help you succeed in life and picking up women is one of the things all young males should know."
"I am blazing with the power of youth!" Neji shouted. "Time to train!"
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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV
What If? by Rorschach's Blot
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"Gai sensei, I do mean to sound unyouthful, but if I don't get the chance to spend some time with some females in a manner involving close contact other then fighting there is the definite possibility that I may shatter all my gates and impregnate half of the village. May I please know the line you use?" Lee asked intently.
"Of course, my youthful student. I'm sorry I didn't tell you it before, it was an unforgivable lapse on my part. Simply walk into the nearest bar and say, "I can do a hundred push ups with my tongue. Anyone wanna see? The girls will flock to you like Naruto to ramen."
"Hai, Gai-Sensi!" Lee radiated energy, seeming to vibrate in place. "I must go test this technique."
The flare of chakra gates opening blinded everyone and when they blinked their vision clear, Lee was gone.
Neji snorted. "And what will happen when they discover he can't do 100 push ups with his tongue?"
Gai shrugged. "After 20 push ups they usually shred whatever you are wearing and jump you, so it's really never come up. Lee is a hard worker, but he still can only do 95 before tiring. I have faith that he will manage to get 100 before the year is out, so a little fib really isn't that unyouthful."
Tenten stood there drool leaking from the corner of her mouth with a glazed look in her eyes. "N-Ninety f-f-five?"
Neji stared. "That is part of the youthful training regiment you two do after the team meetings?"
Gai nodded. "Of course. It is only fitting that as your Jonin I do my best to help you succeed in life and picking up women is one of the things all young males should know."
"I am blazing with the power of youth!" Neji shouted. "Time to train!"
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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV