this bit actually happened, back in high school a bully decided he didn't like a friend of mine and wanted to intimidate him. Unfortunately for the bully, my friend didn't intimidate easily:
"You're dead after school."
"Why wait?" *wham!*
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"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled." - Sir Barnett Cock
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." - Nathaniel Borenstein
"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." - Evan Esar
No one's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain
That which does not kill us, postpones the inevitable.
That which does not kill us, has made its last mistake.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein (kinda appropriate to fenspace, eh?)
"Imagine the Creator as a stand-up comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable." - H. L. Mencken
"Fight fair? Mercy? I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn."
Lead me not to temptation, for I can find it myself.
Does your little mind ever get lonely in that big head?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
"Today might be a good day to die, but I prefer that it happen to somebody else."
"I believe that forgiving the enemy is God's function. Ours is simply to arrange the meeting." - General H Norman Schwarzkopf
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein
I don't know where we're going, but we're making great time.
Tonight's supper will be baked beans. Musical program to follow.
"I've never understood why people think rabbits feet are lucky. If the rabbit lost a limb, it obviously didn't bring the rabbit luck, and it had 4 of them." - Tim Brazeau (me)
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btw Griever, that last one was great.![[Image: glasses.gif]](http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif)
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
"You're dead after school."
"Why wait?" *wham!*
************
"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled." - Sir Barnett Cock
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." - Nathaniel Borenstein
"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." - Evan Esar
No one's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain
That which does not kill us, postpones the inevitable.
That which does not kill us, has made its last mistake.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein (kinda appropriate to fenspace, eh?)
"Imagine the Creator as a stand-up comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable." - H. L. Mencken
"Fight fair? Mercy? I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn."
Lead me not to temptation, for I can find it myself.
Does your little mind ever get lonely in that big head?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
"Today might be a good day to die, but I prefer that it happen to somebody else."
"I believe that forgiving the enemy is God's function. Ours is simply to arrange the meeting." - General H Norman Schwarzkopf
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein
I don't know where we're going, but we're making great time.
Tonight's supper will be baked beans. Musical program to follow.
"I've never understood why people think rabbits feet are lucky. If the rabbit lost a limb, it obviously didn't bring the rabbit luck, and it had 4 of them." - Tim Brazeau (me)
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btw Griever, that last one was great.
__________________The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin.
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin