Meanwhile, there's Florida, where a big 'gator committed breaking-and-entering, apparently thinking this was where the drunken party was being held. They did find he'd smashed open four bottles of wine....
Florida must have delusions of being Aughstralia. Even the huge reptiles like to get sozzled!
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"Oh, my people had many gods. There was Conformity, and Authority, and Expense Account, and Opinion. And there was Status, whose symbols were many, and who rode in the great chariot Cadillac, which was almost a god itself. And there was Atombomb, the dread destroyer, who would some day come to end the world." — Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen, H. Beam Piper
Florida must have delusions of being Aughstralia. Even the huge reptiles like to get sozzled!
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"Oh, my people had many gods. There was Conformity, and Authority, and Expense Account, and Opinion. And there was Status, whose symbols were many, and who rode in the great chariot Cadillac, which was almost a god itself. And there was Atombomb, the dread destroyer, who would some day come to end the world." — Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen, H. Beam Piper