Just how dangerous are ethanol-fueled tabletop firepots, anyway?

[Black Aeronaut]

I kind of want one now....

...for no specific reason

..... You know, now that I think of it.....

..... Yup, here we go.

https://texasalmanac.com/topics/culture/...ish-texans

My mother has a cousin who is nicknamed "Cousin Red".  I'll give you three guesses why, and the first two don't count.  :V