RE: Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country, Part II
09-26-2022, 03:01 PM (This post was last modified: 09-26-2022, 03:03 PM by Dartz.)
09-26-2022, 03:01 PM (This post was last modified: 09-26-2022, 03:03 PM by Dartz.)
It's been an interesting couple of days.
-Edward Snowden is now a Russian Citizen.
-How long before he's mobilised too?
-Putin's Cockholster in Hungary claims EU sanctions are backfiring - probably just to extract more concessions from the EU
-Italy goes right wing because nobody else bothered to vote. Italy being Italy, it'll change nothing. The system's designed to be broken and unstable - to keep another Mussolini from centreing power.
-Roger Waters is banned from Poland for calling on Ukraine to seek peace with Russia. He's basically gone off the deep end.
-Meanwhile, Pink Floyd released a single to raise money from Ukraine. (I have it too)
-Some lad at a bus-station sets himself on fire rather than go to the front.
-In Soviet Russia, Conscript BLAMS Commissar.
-Some lads are caught on camera shouting 'Up Ukraine, Up with USA, Russia is shit' in Russian military barracks.
-Some poor bastards are issued gun-shaped slabs of rust that've been dredged up from the bottom of the canal. Maybe they still shoot?
-Fifteen recruiting stations have been torched since the mobilisation order went live.
-More hollow nuclear Sabre Rattling.
-It's clearly going well so.
-China strengthens its borders to keep Russians from fleeing.
-Georgia is making fleeing Russians sign a 'Russia is bad, mmm'kay' declaration
-While tuning back people who show up at the Border with a Z on their car
-Nissan sportscar owners expected to be dissaponted.
-Russia proceeds with "referendum". Threatens to nuke anyone who disagrees with subsequent aunschluss
-One wonders if they were bounced into it by Winnie the Pooh insisting his new plaything to the North sort itself out
-Putin was - embarrassed publicly -- at a recent conference in China. Left to wait by every one of the 'stans.
-He's gone to seethe in his private luxury dacha, far away from any man-sized windows.
-Ukraine announced. No more mobilisation. It has enough troops.
-General Mud is back to get in the way of things.
-Edward Snowden is now a Russian Citizen.
-How long before he's mobilised too?
-Putin's Cockholster in Hungary claims EU sanctions are backfiring - probably just to extract more concessions from the EU
-Italy goes right wing because nobody else bothered to vote. Italy being Italy, it'll change nothing. The system's designed to be broken and unstable - to keep another Mussolini from centreing power.
-Roger Waters is banned from Poland for calling on Ukraine to seek peace with Russia. He's basically gone off the deep end.
-Meanwhile, Pink Floyd released a single to raise money from Ukraine. (I have it too)
-Some lad at a bus-station sets himself on fire rather than go to the front.
-In Soviet Russia, Conscript BLAMS Commissar.
-Some lads are caught on camera shouting 'Up Ukraine, Up with USA, Russia is shit' in Russian military barracks.
-Some poor bastards are issued gun-shaped slabs of rust that've been dredged up from the bottom of the canal. Maybe they still shoot?
-Fifteen recruiting stations have been torched since the mobilisation order went live.
-More hollow nuclear Sabre Rattling.
-It's clearly going well so.
-China strengthens its borders to keep Russians from fleeing.
-Georgia is making fleeing Russians sign a 'Russia is bad, mmm'kay' declaration
-While tuning back people who show up at the Border with a Z on their car
-Nissan sportscar owners expected to be dissaponted.
-Russia proceeds with "referendum". Threatens to nuke anyone who disagrees with subsequent aunschluss
-One wonders if they were bounced into it by Winnie the Pooh insisting his new plaything to the North sort itself out
-Putin was - embarrassed publicly -- at a recent conference in China. Left to wait by every one of the 'stans.
-He's gone to seethe in his private luxury dacha, far away from any man-sized windows.
-Ukraine announced. No more mobilisation. It has enough troops.
-General Mud is back to get in the way of things.
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.