While thinking idly about transfictionality, I had an evil, EVIL idea. In the hands of a good enough writer (which rules me out), it could be a hilarious Stagger -- and, despite the subject matter, it wouldn't even need to be NSFW, since the focus would be on Doug's reactions rather than the very NSFW stuff causing them.
The Loon is outraged, and sets out to deliver a "cease and desist" order with extreme prejudice, when he learns that a sleazy movie studio, in a world aware of transfictionality, is setting out to make a XXX-rated parody of the Drunkard's Walk.
In the "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking" category: "And to top it off, Maggie is a redhead, you bozos, not a ditzy blonde!"
Edit: Just in case I didn't make it clear enough, I'm not talking about writing a Rule 34 Stagger. I'm talking a Stagger about Doug explaining (the humorously painful way) to these idiots that they are NOT going to make a Rule 34 movie about him. All sexual activity would be implied, rather than described, by his furious-almost-to-the-point-of-incoherence commentary on the take-our-word-for-it-it's-filthy script.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
The Loon is outraged, and sets out to deliver a "cease and desist" order with extreme prejudice, when he learns that a sleazy movie studio, in a world aware of transfictionality, is setting out to make a XXX-rated parody of the Drunkard's Walk.
In the "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking" category: "And to top it off, Maggie is a redhead, you bozos, not a ditzy blonde!"
Edit: Just in case I didn't make it clear enough, I'm not talking about writing a Rule 34 Stagger. I'm talking a Stagger about Doug explaining (the humorously painful way) to these idiots that they are NOT going to make a Rule 34 movie about him. All sexual activity would be implied, rather than described, by his furious-almost-to-the-point-of-incoherence commentary on the take-our-word-for-it-it's-filthy script.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.