Kazuki and both Mitsukis stared as the twins in grey biker leathers put their heads together and muttered rapidly back and forth, just too softly to be understood. "What do you think they're..." Kazuki began when suddenly the two men nodded at each other, clapped, barked something in English together, and then stood upright and turned their attention back to their small band.
"We've figured it out," the one on the left said.
"We're actually both the same person," the one on the right continued.
"But we got forked into two parallel processes when we entered this microskein of universes," the lefthand one explained.
"Or perhaps divided into two parallel wave functions is a better way of putting it."
"Either way, once you collapse the probability function of your two universes..."
"...we'll collapse back into a single individual..."
"...and everything will be fine!" they concluded in unison, then looked at each other and grinned.
"That was fun!" one said.
"Now I understand why the Weasley twins did that all the time," the other said with a smirk.
Mitsuki Sanada leaned toward her dimensional counterpart Mitsuki Rara. "If we ever start talking like that, Rara, I'm shooting you first, and then myself, got it?"
Rara nodded soberly.
Edit: Corrected title to the version which is apparently official, fixed spelling error.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
"We've figured it out," the one on the left said.
"We're actually both the same person," the one on the right continued.
"But we got forked into two parallel processes when we entered this microskein of universes," the lefthand one explained.
"Or perhaps divided into two parallel wave functions is a better way of putting it."
"Either way, once you collapse the probability function of your two universes..."
"...we'll collapse back into a single individual..."
"...and everything will be fine!" they concluded in unison, then looked at each other and grinned.
"That was fun!" one said.
"Now I understand why the Weasley twins did that all the time," the other said with a smirk.
Mitsuki Sanada leaned toward her dimensional counterpart Mitsuki Rara. "If we ever start talking like that, Rara, I'm shooting you first, and then myself, got it?"
Rara nodded soberly.
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SpoilerEdit: Corrected title to the version which is apparently official, fixed spelling error.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.