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And then I realized...
And then I realized...
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... I'm a pirate, I'm 'allowed to plunder entire cities.

It took us two weeks to get from the 'Cloud (thats the Oort Cloud by the way) to Venus. Most of the time was spent Organizing, and crunching numbers
for the Inward Jump. The rest of it was just a salvage operation on a scale no one had ever done before. We did however send a two day warning to Venus
Orbital Traffic Control that we were coming in on an inward pounce. Still I think that we surprized nearly every body when The Kzinretti, with nearly 500
other transports in its wake, unfolded into Venus orbit over the former location of Crystal Osaka, and dropped over thirty thousand Reaver class Cybernetic
Catgirls into the lower Atmosphere lift the remains of the city into orbit.

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Somewhere over the fallen city of Crystal Osaka...

"-- Nyaa -- Attention Venus Orbital,

-- Nyaa -- This is the Kzinretti, Flagship of the Catgirl Assault Tribe.

-- Nyaa -- We are here to take the remains of Crystal Osaka.

-- Nyaa -- Please Keep all other craft to minimum safe distance.

-- Nyaa -- Operation "On Ur planet Eating Ur City" begins
now.

-- Nyaa -- Sounding Goldfish Warning

We move like cagey tigers

We couldn't get closer than this

The way we walk

The way we talk

The way we stalk

The way we kiss

We slip through the streets

While everyone sleeps

Getting bigger and sleeker

And wider and brighter

We bite and scratch and scream all night

Let's go and

Throw all the songs we know

Into the sea

You and me

All these years and no one heard

I'll show you in spring

It's a treacherous thing

We missed you hissed the lovecats

(Ba ba-da...da da da da da...)

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully

Wonderfully pretty

Oh you know that I'd do anything for you

We should have each other to tea huh?

We should have each other with cream

Then curl up by the fire

And sleep for awhile

It's the grooviest thing

It's the perfect dream

Hand in hand

Is the only way to land

And always the right way round

Not broken in pieces

Like hated little meeces

How could we miss

Someone as dumb as this

I love you ... let's go

Oh ... solid gone ...

How could we miss someone as dumb

As this?

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Ok, you can yell at me now...
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And then I realized... - by itsune9tl - 03-21-2009, 09:29 PM
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