[really, really Infinities] strange things are afoot

[M Fnord]

What Rob said, mostly. There's a remote chance this could supplant the original, but that's contingent on everybody (and I mean everybody) signing on to a full reboot. Without a unanimous decision in favor, I'm not willing to scrap six years worth of work on a whim.

Also, content:

"The target is this factory in the Osaka region. It's owned by the Nippon National Heavy Industries Special Group-"

"Isn't that from an anime?"

"... Could be. Anyway, the company is officially producing 'special electronics' at this factory, which makes up a good 30% of their annual earnings. These special electronics are, in fact, several different types of animatronic sex dolls."

"Oh, ew. Otaku culture strikes again. So we go in and play switch-the-bits on the dolls?"

"This one's a bit grimmer I'm afraid. We've received information from the undisclosed location that NNHI-SG has recently started making 'deluxe editions' of their product lines using sapient informorphs. We're not talking basic AI here, this company is generating full-on certifiable sapient life forms and selling them.

"This, brothers and sisters of the Order, is our mission: we go in there, rescue the infomorphs, take the generator software and their sales records, then we blow the factory the fuck up. Any questions?"

TERRORISTS STRIKE IN JAPAN: ELECTRONICS FACTORY DESTROYED IN MASSIVE EXPLOSION
Terror group Order of Saint Grimace claims responsibility, claims 'victory over capitalist slaveholders'
~NHK WORLD online headline, 10 July 20XX

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