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Ding Dong the Ding Dong's dead
Ding Dong the Ding Dong's dead
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Jerry Falwell is dead. He shall spew hate no more. He is a stiff. Bereft of life, he decomposes.
While there are days that I feel like an eminent sociopath towards Falwell, Robertson, Hinn, Haggard and their loathsome ilk; they are still humans, and their life; any life; is precious. This is the one chance we have and no one gets out alive.
Having said that; we should celebrate his life and the end of it with his own words. To truly appreciate the width, breadth and depth of his completely fucked up take on life, the universe and everything. From his support of apartheid to his repeated attacks on the rights of homosexuals, women, teletubbies, and anyone not agreeing with his bilious biblical bullshite.
Heeerrres Jerrrry!
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Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions
AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals
The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being
Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America
[homosexuals are] brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven
(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."
I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!
I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem.
It is God's planet - and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point.
Jerry has not joined to choir invisible. He does not rest in peace. He has not gone to a better place (unless morgues were his thing). He has not met his maker. He is dead; but the foul detrius of his lifes work decorates the sidewalk like so many fragrant dog turds (cough Liberty University Science Program Cough).
Shayne
By the way, check out Jerry Falwells God by Roy Zimmerman.
richarddawkins.net/articl...-Zimmerman
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Ding Dong the Ding Dong's dead - by Rev Dark - 05-16-2007, 03:00 PM
Re: Ding Dong the Ding Dong's dead - by Fidoohki - 05-18-2007, 06:18 AM
A moderate proposal - by Rev Dark - 05-18-2007, 02:35 PM
Re: A moderate proposal - by M Fnord - 05-18-2007, 05:57 PM
Re: A moderate proposal - by Bob Schroeck - 05-18-2007, 07:03 PM
Re: A moderate proposal - by Kokuten - 05-18-2007, 07:19 PM
Re: A moderate proposal - by Fidoohki - 05-18-2007, 07:54 PM
Re: A moderate proposal - by Fidoohki - 05-18-2007, 08:05 PM
The Yeast of your worries - by Rev Dark - 05-18-2007, 08:37 PM
Re: The Yeast of your worries - by Kokuten - 05-18-2007, 10:06 PM
Re: The Yeast of your worries - by Kokuten - 05-18-2007, 10:17 PM
Re: The Yeast of your worries - by Fidoohki - 05-18-2007, 11:14 PM
Re: The Yeast of your worries - by Morganite - 05-18-2007, 11:53 PM
Re: The Yeast of your worries - by Kokuten - 05-19-2007, 12:26 AM
Re: The Yeast of your worries - by Fidoohki - 05-19-2007, 01:30 AM
Re: The Yeast of your worries - by Bob Schroeck - 05-19-2007, 02:03 AM
Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by Rev Dark - 05-19-2007, 08:26 PM
Re: Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by CattyNebulart - 05-20-2007, 01:19 AM
Re: Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by Kokuten - 05-20-2007, 06:23 AM
Here we go again... - by Morganite - 05-20-2007, 06:50 AM
Various replies - by Rev Dark - 05-20-2007, 11:29 AM
This is getting way of topic, but... - by CattyNebulart - 05-20-2007, 01:54 PM
Re: Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by Fidoohki - 05-20-2007, 02:40 PM
Re: Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by CattyNebulart - 05-20-2007, 03:58 PM
Re: Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by Fidoohki - 05-20-2007, 05:14 PM
Re: Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by Kokuten - 05-20-2007, 05:56 PM
Re: Various replies - by Bob Schroeck - 05-20-2007, 07:08 PM
Re: Keeping It Simple (For) Stupid - by Fidoohki - 05-20-2007, 07:24 PM
Reply - by Rev Dark - 05-22-2007, 11:47 AM
Re: Reply - by Kokuten - 05-22-2007, 04:44 PM
Re: Reply - by Bob Schroeck - 05-22-2007, 07:16 PM
Re: Reply - by DHBirr - 05-22-2007, 11:41 PM
Re: Reply - by Kokuten - 05-22-2007, 11:53 PM
Re: Reply - by Kokuten - 05-27-2007, 08:07 PM
Re: Reply - by Fidoohki - 05-27-2007, 09:31 PM
Re: Reply - by Kokuten - 05-28-2007, 09:11 AM
Re: Reply - by Fidoohki - 05-28-2007, 02:16 PM
Re: Reply - by CattyNebulart - 05-28-2007, 07:01 PM
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