Let's see...
Baron Emo A parody of Marvel's Baron Zemo. It takes a real man to commit crimes in public after accidentally and permanently gluing a
bright pink mask to his face. Baron Emo is that man. Baron Emo refers to himself in the third person and wears a ratty black trenchcoat. He claims to have a
plan and a list of enemies. Neither has ever been seen. Mind/Energy Dominator. The /Energy comes from his bright yellow power gauntlets. The Mind powers are
the result of him projecting angst, depression and crappy poetry directly into the brains of, well, pretty much everybody he doesn't find immediately
useful or too scary to piss off. He longs to be a Mastermind, but the only being who will follow him is his tiny 5th Column robot. Which is completely
worthless, but he lost the receipt and can't get a refund.
Kawaii Five-0 An entirely-too-cute Peacebringer who isn't old enough to join the PPD. Not much to say here, other than to explain the
Hawaii Five-0 pun to those who don't get it. You do all know what kawaii is, yes? Probably better than I do. The big eyes, faerie wings and glitter are
just icing on the angel food cake. One can only assume that the kheldian half of the duo is still in a sugar coma, as there's no obvious sign of an older,
wiser personality. Or maybe kheldians have ditzy teenagers too.
Banana Spider A bright yellow crab spider. Literally the first species of spider (or crustacean) I could find that wasn't taken by the
time Lead Poisoning hit 50 and I could roll him up. At least they're venomous and relatively sneaky. Defensive about his name.
Baron Emo A parody of Marvel's Baron Zemo. It takes a real man to commit crimes in public after accidentally and permanently gluing a
bright pink mask to his face. Baron Emo is that man. Baron Emo refers to himself in the third person and wears a ratty black trenchcoat. He claims to have a
plan and a list of enemies. Neither has ever been seen. Mind/Energy Dominator. The /Energy comes from his bright yellow power gauntlets. The Mind powers are
the result of him projecting angst, depression and crappy poetry directly into the brains of, well, pretty much everybody he doesn't find immediately
useful or too scary to piss off. He longs to be a Mastermind, but the only being who will follow him is his tiny 5th Column robot. Which is completely
worthless, but he lost the receipt and can't get a refund.
Kawaii Five-0 An entirely-too-cute Peacebringer who isn't old enough to join the PPD. Not much to say here, other than to explain the
Hawaii Five-0 pun to those who don't get it. You do all know what kawaii is, yes? Probably better than I do. The big eyes, faerie wings and glitter are
just icing on the angel food cake. One can only assume that the kheldian half of the duo is still in a sugar coma, as there's no obvious sign of an older,
wiser personality. Or maybe kheldians have ditzy teenagers too.
Banana Spider A bright yellow crab spider. Literally the first species of spider (or crustacean) I could find that wasn't taken by the
time Lead Poisoning hit 50 and I could roll him up. At least they're venomous and relatively sneaky. Defensive about his name.