What does your bio say about you?

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There is an interesting thread over yonder on the offical forums: What does your bio say about you?
Rather interesting when you stop to think about it.
Here's a few bios that were sitting on my hard disk:
Red Fortunana:

((RP, Bio is WIP)) Of the Red Widow line. One of the Sisters Spider: The Sane One, The One That Sees.
When Susan discovered her heritage, she swore to avenge Red Widows death some how, some way. However, she spends most of her times with her head in the clouds. When she does bring herself out she's got a rather cutting tongue and wit, and known for uttering prophetic things that just seem to come true. Sometimes seen in company with her sisters, although that is becoming rare. Upon graduation, all records of her training has been removed from the archives on Lord Recluse's orders. She has since gone underground, and current whereabouts are unknown.
Report All Sightings to Arachnos.
Famous Lines: Look me in the eye and feel your mind become like putty. Your Doom is Foretold. I need only to wait for a moment.

Arachna Tormentia:

The last one standing of her class of elite shock-troop executioners, then inducted into a group of Arbiters for additional training. Implanted with a ribosome/impervium armour weave under her skin, to increase hardiness. Underwent intensive training with both the Executioner's Mace and Arachnos Rifle, earning Ace with both. Personality manipulation resulted in removal of previous identity and desire to torment targets unless under orders to terminate them. Removed from Arbiter ranks on Lord Recluse' orders and records of her service were purged on his orders.
Last seen hunting with the Infamous.
To be consider a threat to all Arachnos troops. Report all sighting.

Silent Helper's:

 The hunt for power and immortality knows little bounds. Mankind will sink to great extremes and depths in their quest for it. That search is a tale of many endless false starts, hopes, and countless victims. The search still goes on with the promise of untold fame and riches to those that crack the secret. However, there is always a cost.
The body before you is the result of the that search. It is one of the many countless innocents swept up in the search and then discarded as failure.
Nigh perfect immortality, but with a catch: It is effectively frozen in a moment of time. It is completely sealed from the outside world in almost every regard. It needs not eat, for it has no mouth. It needs not see, for it has no eyes. It needs not breathe, for it has no lungs. It is but a shell of the mind of innocent female.
Only the Menders, with their ability to bend temporal constants can freely communicate with her. For everyone else, it is like talking to a tickle in the back of the mind or a whisper on the wind.

Katrina Tippet:

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What do you see? What do you see when you gaze upon me? Do you see the obvious or look beyond? What do you see?
An escaped Crey science experiment?
A body to warm your bed?
A misplaced hero trying to fit in?
A pet to be subdued and controlled?
An object that can be exploited and then discarded?
A villain to compete against and beat?
A freak that's been around too many Cat-girls?
A tool to be used in a game to further your own plans?
A person with feelings?
A shell hiding a diamond in the rough?
A mystery, an enigma, a riddle, a puzzle?
A weapon carved out of pain and dealing out suffering to others?
An instrument to be molded and wielded with skill?
A pawn to be placed on the field at the right moment?
A claw in the throat of your enemies and a knife in their back?
An Assassin, a Thief, a Killer, a Stalker?
What do you see?
What do you see of you in me?

What do your bio's say?