You realize, of course, that now we're going to demand that you actually write the rest of this.
-- Begin Scenelet --
"So, let me get this straight," I asked. "You're one of these 'Dark General' guys who've been sending these monsters around to bother people?"
The heavily-tied-up man blushed slightly, as if a little embarassed to admit it. "Yes... yes, I was."
"Hrm," I mused, walking a circle round him, looking him over. "From what I've been able to gather, you were supposed to be one of the Caped Wonder's bodyguards, way back when. That right?"
The blush deepened as he agreed. "I.. Yes... we were, well..."
I cut him off with a nod. "I understand. Beryl brainwashed you, used you to lead the revolt, and now she wants to try again."
"Yes."
"Hrm. Actual Silver-Millenium-style military training, then? Full-on fighter, not just a spell-slinger?"
He nodded. "We had the whole course, all four of us. Never got to use it much, even at the end..."
"That's okay. It's time for a quick refresher course...."
-- End Excerpt --
Or we'll write it for you.
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
-- Begin Scenelet --
"So, let me get this straight," I asked. "You're one of these 'Dark General' guys who've been sending these monsters around to bother people?"
The heavily-tied-up man blushed slightly, as if a little embarassed to admit it. "Yes... yes, I was."
"Hrm," I mused, walking a circle round him, looking him over. "From what I've been able to gather, you were supposed to be one of the Caped Wonder's bodyguards, way back when. That right?"
The blush deepened as he agreed. "I.. Yes... we were, well..."
I cut him off with a nod. "I understand. Beryl brainwashed you, used you to lead the revolt, and now she wants to try again."
"Yes."
"Hrm. Actual Silver-Millenium-style military training, then? Full-on fighter, not just a spell-slinger?"
He nodded. "We had the whole course, all four of us. Never got to use it much, even at the end..."
"That's okay. It's time for a quick refresher course...."
-- End Excerpt --
Or we'll write it for you.
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.