"Why Does the Sun Shine?", by They Might Be Giants.
Useful if the sun goes out, as in D.C.'s "Final Night" crossover. Or, potentially, if Doug's stuck in a universe with a pre-Copernican cosmology.
Otherwise, I don't really see it doing anything other than ensuring that the sun continues to exist, the visible effects of which should be minimal.
At first, I was afraid it would summon "a mass of incandescent gas", but fortunately, "the sun is far away".
Useful if the sun goes out, as in D.C.'s "Final Night" crossover. Or, potentially, if Doug's stuck in a universe with a pre-Copernican cosmology.
Otherwise, I don't really see it doing anything other than ensuring that the sun continues to exist, the visible effects of which should be minimal.
At first, I was afraid it would summon "a mass of incandescent gas", but fortunately, "the sun is far away".