'I come from the Net…'

[Proginoskes]

I know a spoken voiceover probably isn't enough to qualify a piece of music as a "song". But if it were, what, if anything, would the ReBoot theme do?
Spoken bits (seasons 1 and 2), said by Bob:

I come from the Net,
Through Systems, peoples, and cities,
To this place: Mainframe.
My Format: Guardian.
To Mend and Defend.
To defend my newfound friends,
Their hopes, and dreams.
To defend them from
Their enemies.
…
They say the User live outside the Net, and inputs Games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.
ReBoot!

My best guess would be to create a KeyTool simulacrum, since uncorrupted Guardians are the only beings in all the Net who can wield them. This would be obscenely powerful; KeyTools are hugely versatile, having modes that function as energy weapon, zip line, helicopter (though dangling by your forearm isn't exactly comfy), slice-and-dice discus, gestalt-entity separator, and awesome electric guitar, among others.