Song of the Day, 25 August 2005

[Bob Schroeck]

(Female voice)
Relax. You're quite safe here.
(Male voice)
dm-dm-dm-dm-dm-Am I dreaming?
No.
Where am I?
In bed?
Well, what am I doing?
Oh. T-t-t-t-talking to myself.
Look, I must have a star on my door.
Or better still, a door-a doo-a door.
Ah, swing doors up.
O-o-o-okay doors,
swing.
(Chorus) Paranoimia
(Male voice) Swing.
(Chorus) Paranoimia
(Male voice) Swing.
Now I know I'm dreaming
dreaming dreaming dreaming dreaming dreaming.
Hmmm. How do I get to sllllleeep?
I know, I'll count those bars on the window.
One
Two
Three...
Sleep!
(Chorus)
Paranoimia
Paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
Paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
ParaParanoimia
(Male voice)
How do I get - how do I get to sleep?
Please let me sleep.
Po-po-poetry. That'll work.
"Come sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak."
Hm. Doesn't even rhyme.
(A bell used in the orchestration rings for several seconds)
Does that mean my tea is made?
(Chorus)
Paranoimia paranoi-
(Male voice)
I can't stand tea.
teateateateateateateateateateateateatea tea tea
tea.
(Chorus)
noimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
Paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
Paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
paranoimia paranoimia paranoimia
Paranoimia Paranoi-
(Male voice)
Aahhhhh.
Happy Harry's High Club.
HowdoIhow'm I gonna get to sleep?
(Female voice, gradually altered to get slower and deeper)
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
-- The Art of Noise, featuring Matt Frewer as Max Headroom, Paranoimia

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03