Song of the Day, 2/9/04

[Bob Schroeck]

(Spoken) In his black leather hunting outfit, with his shotgun guitar with spikes coming out of it, Ozzy Fudd and the Rabbit-Slayer.
(Sung)
In the dead of night
A shimmewing wight
The gweam of a bwade
And the devil is paid
When the axe falls down
A chiwwing sound
Steel wooks ahead *
Another wabbit's dead.
I'm a wabbit-swayer
A guitar pwayer
With a nasty habit:
Kill da Wabbit!
(Spoken) Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm lookin' for wabbits!
(Sung)
I'm a mean mistweater
A wabbit feaster
And I pwedict
A bwoody Easter
A scuwwying shadow
And the shadow must grab it *
And the night air echoes,
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-- Mark McCollum as "Ozzy Fudd", Wabbit-Swayer
*Actual line uncertain; transcribed from a poor-quality recording.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.