You are crunchy and tase like carrots.

[ECSNorway]

It would certainly be an interesting read.
There was one a while back, called (I think) "The Silver Trio", which did something similar. In this case, though, the author had done some slight AU'ing to the background, with Ron and Hermione both having dealt with childhood abuse. It ended up with all three in Slytherin...
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