Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!

[itsune9tl]

Well, that is the sort of thing you want to hear come from a palladin's mouth when they can actually back it up.

Not if you are the warlord that paladin plans to go through.  Or somebody the Lawful Stupid jerk mistook for the warlord.  Really, I've had enough bad experiences trying to work with paladins that I don't want to be within hearing range of any of them even if I'm not the guy they want to kill.

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Up, lad, up!  We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!

Having played the other side (Thief Assassin) assigned to remove a Paladin. I have yet to actually Kill one during an adventure, they usually die because they were using inappropriate armor and weapons for the environment they ended up fighting in. I ended up getting paid (oddly enough by both sides) for recovering the armor, weapon, and if I was lucky most of the head on the way back.

It's like they make you the Holy Might of <benevalent god of the week>, send you out to Smite some Evil Power, and you forget that you have a wisdom score.