The funniest thing I've read today...

[Logan Darklighter]

... is right here.
The following is the part that sent me into hysterics --

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Also, I feel I should mention that Dr. Frankenpalmer explains that while he'll be contributing to some of the major motor functions, Batman's mostly going to be operating purely on reflex. Which means that Batman's involuntary reaction to the world around him is to hunt down evil and beat the crap out of it.
And that is probably the most badass thing I have ever heard.

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-Logan
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