Crossovers that should not be V: Welcome to the Damnation...

[Epsilon]

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

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It's a movie-style Transformer, Ben'd vomit in terror at first sight...

An alternative then:



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Epsilon

Though the first is way better.

[Epsilon]

jpub wrote:

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Morganni wrote:

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And if you think about it, having open one-on-one duels is kind of a weird way to judge ninja too.




Then I thought, Hey, there's another series where they do things
like that.

There will be NO dissing of No More Heroes here, sir. That game is chock full of awesome.

What other game can you play a hopeless socially inept lolicon otaku who bought a ligthsaber off E-bay and started killing people because a hot
chick promised she would sleep with him?

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Epsilon

Travis Touchdown would defeat any Naruto character.

[WengFook]

Any Star Wars game where you get to be a Jedi I suppose
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[Bob Schroeck]

Damn. This is a very visual idea, but I don't have the skills to implement it properly. I'll just have to try to create an adequate word picture.

Imagine, if you will, a very very cute anime girl with two of the Three Stooges.

They would be Moe, Larry and Curly, of course.

crap. I knew a picture would have worked better.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[robkelk]

A picture would work better for this one, too... or, better yet, a video clip.

In the background, a piece of music written by John Williams.

On one side of the battle, a man who's been given power by the DC Universe's Lords of Order.

On the other side, a young woman who's a clone of Alicia Testarossa.

Yep... Duel of the Fates

(BTW, are we at the point where we should have a "Crossovers that should not be VI" yet?)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

Throw a white-haired empty-eyed boy whose real name is Tertium in there too...

--Sam

"This is what we call the denouement. That's French for 'when we beat up the supervillain.'"

[Morganite]

And if you think about it, having open one-on-one duels is kind of a weird way to judge ninja too.

Then I thought, Hey, there's another series where they do things like that.

There will be NO dissing of No More Heroes here, sir. That game is chock full of awesome.

Who's dissing anything? It's still weird, but that *works* for No More Heroes.

(It does not, on the other hand, work for the time it happens in Hitman: Blood Money. '.' )

-Morgan.

[Cobalt Greywalker]

Here's something I found elsewhere that is worth AN ENTIRE THREAD of crossovers that should not be.

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/]The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator. And they're done as challenges!

For example, the last three attemps came up with:
1. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harvey Birdman and Neon Genesis Evangelion. The story should use furries as a plot device!

2. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spiderman and 4chan. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

3. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Big Brother and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

[robkelk]

I refuse to speculate on what La Blue Girl Genius would be like...

(except to say Phil Foligo also wrote XXXenophile, so this CTSNB isn't completely out of the realm of possibility. Whimper.)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Angryoptimist]

Here's something I found elsewhere that is worth AN ENTIRE THREAD of crossovers that should not be.

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/]The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator. And they're done as challenges!

For example, the last three attemps came up with:
1. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harvey Birdman and Neon Genesis Evangelion. The story should use furries as a plot device!

2. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spiderman and 4chan. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

3. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Big Brother and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

I kept reloading, trying to get something with 4chan in it, until I got:

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining FLCL and Toy Story. The story should use an overdose as a plot device!"

You know, I think this could work.

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Two great tastes that go great together!

[Wiregeek]

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining M.A.S.H. and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The story should use a sex change operation as a plot device!"
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Outlaw Star and Lost in Space. The story should use
someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!"

That could totally happen.

--Sam

"Egad! Too much anatomy!"

[Bob Schroeck]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Stephen King's IT. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Kurisu]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Friday the 13th and Spongebob Squarepants. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!
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[Wolff]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Stephen King's IT and Neon Genesis Evangelion. The story should use a vacation as a plot device!

-WFalling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes

Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home

Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head

Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snakes on a Plane and Lost in Space. The story should use
murder as a plot device!

"You bubble-headed booby! I have had more than enough of these confounded snakes on this confounded saucer!"

--Sam

"Blood covers The City like a big red afghan."

[Necratoid]

Some of these kinda of make sense: -Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Meerkat Manor and Blue's Clues. The story should use an
ancient prophecy as a plot device!

Some of these I'm baffled on how to pull off without tossing in a third series: -Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Wheel of Fortune
and Dexter. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device! (Unless your truely lame and list that as a prize he wins.)

Some of these only slightly off: -Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and Mythbusters. The story should use losing
one's virginity as a plot device! (would require the MythBusters to do a personal interveiw and that is off format for the show)

Some of these are things I want to give to as the essay portion of a standardized test just to see the responses: -Your challenge is to write crossover
fanfiction combining Grand Theft Auto and Rugrats. The story should use a vacation as a plot device! (It can't be worse that the time I lucked out and got
the other question... the poor other guys had to write an experience paper on that time the died drowning in popcorn)

And some of these I'm sure may actually exist... but I'm not looking: -Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Matlock and Shrek. The
story should use bondage as a plot device!

[CattyNebulart]

Some of these only slightly off: -Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and Mythbusters. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device! (would require the MythBusters to do a personal interveiw and that is off format for the show)

Well you could have some Princess Bride characters Mythbusting some sexual myths, that would work. You know Miracle Max and his wife mythbusting for/using Buttercup and Westly
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

[Norgarth]

Some of these I'm baffled on how to pull off without tossing in a third series: -Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Wheel of
Fortune and Dexter. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device! (Unless your truely lame and list that as a prize he wins.)

Wheel of Fortune occassionally has special weeks where they tape in different cities, right?

"Wheel of Fortune taped from the International Space Station"
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[Evil Midnight Lurker]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Family Circus and Hellsing. The story should use legalizing
gay marriage as a plot device!

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... o.O; ...

... I think this one is a Crossover to Run Away From Really Fast...

--Sam

"Arthur, is this a warm moment or should we be disturbed?"

[Florin]

Naw, the legalizing gay marriage part makes that one easy. See it turns out that all those fundy's were right, and letting gay people get married really
does cause God to unleash Hell upon the earth. Then you just have to decide if the family circus guy's are secretly an American version of Hellsing or
closer to the crazy Vatican guy.

Of course, you'd still have to Run Away Really Fast, lest the mob of angry activists, cartoonists, and people with good taste catch you.
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If you become a monster to put down a monster you've still got a monster running around at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all. 

[Shepherd]

Florin wrote:

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Naw, the legalizing gay marriage part makes that one easy. See it turns out that all those fundy's were right, and letting gay people get married really
does cause God to unleash Hell upon the earth.

Consider it from another viewpoint. Hellsing vampires can only be made from virgins. If you define virgin as anyone who has not had heterosexual
sex, then many gays qualify for vampirism. You could have some sort of gay vampire serial killer forcibly turning other gays into uber-powerful undead. I'm
just not sure how you'd add Family Circus to the mix.
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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV

[Valles]

The Family Circus live in a state where gay marriage is legal, leading to Integra and Seras moving in next door?
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[Bob Schroeck]

Of course, you'd have to have a vampire hunt following one of those long, twisty dotted lines through the house and yard...

And would Not Me and Ida Know count as ghosts?
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Kurisu]

...or a long, twisty dotted line path that showed how Integra arrived at Alucard's cell in the basement of Hellsing Manor.
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...