Monkeys + martial arts =

[Glidergun]

slave revolt.

I keep giggling about this.

[Rev Dark]

When our hairy, poly-dactyl, primate overlords crush us under their prehensile toes, I hereby blame this guy for starting it. (Of course, being a hairy,
poly-dactyl, primate with for all intents and purposes, prehensile toes, I will be on the winning side.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzpFr4J-BfE

The Ray Comfort gets to bring me bananas.