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Need a name for a fictional cake shop
Need a name for a fictional cake shop
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Preferably a punny name. Definitely a short name.

I had come up with "Just Desserts"... but today I learned that that's a real cake bakery in San Francisco. It's almost as old as I am. So... no good for the story.

Any ideas for a replacement?
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Rob Kelk

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But words can break your heart.


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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
#2
Have your cake and eat it too. thats kinda long...
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
#3
Cake Walk-In (no drive-through)
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
#4
Piece de Cake. like "piece de resistance!"
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
#5
'Not A Lie' perhaps? 8P
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
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Layers of Heaven
Slice of Heaven
Batter Up!
Cake Me Out to the Ball Game
Cake R Square (as in, "Don't be silly pi r round. Cake r square!")
Copp & Patti's Cake Shop (if owner name(s) are not otherwise specified)(because cupcakes and playing patty-cake)
Moon Power Cake Up!
Stay Frosty
(other puns based on icing or frosting)
Angel & Devil's Kiss (particulalry if something BGC adjacent is involved)
Something something red velvet?
Marble-related puns
Cake a Break
Cake-a-Doodle! (with roosster logo and/pr specialty in creating decorated cakes based on customer or owner sketches)

It's surprizingly hard to puin on cakes...
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
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(03-24-2025, 02:27 AM)classicdrogn Wrote: Cake R Square (as in, "Don't be silly pi r round. Cake r square!")
huh, I've always heard that joke as 'Pie r round, Cornbread r square.'
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
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Hm. Let's see.

Batter Late Than Never
The Rolling Scones (which is probably better for a generalized bakery)
Flour Power
Whisk Takers
Cake My Day
Bake It Happen

Not that it really meets your requirements, but our local bakery, called "L'Affaire", was replaced for a year by a cake shop that called itself "CakeLab". (They were apparently horrible -- they went out of business and L'Affaire reopened in the same location a couple months ago.)
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I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
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At this point, I realize I should have mentioned whose cake shop it is.

(03-23-2025, 08:33 PM)AvrosRaven Wrote: Piece de Cake. like "piece de resistance!"

On the list now, but I don't know whether I want a bilingual name. Thanks.

(03-24-2025, 02:27 AM)classicdrogn Wrote: Moon Power Cake Up!

Right group, wrong Sailor... and she isn't likely to want to reveal her ID that way.


(03-24-2025, 02:27 AM)classicdrogn Wrote: Stay Frosty

Also on the list now. Thank you.


(03-24-2025, 02:27 AM)classicdrogn Wrote: It's surprizingly hard to puin on cakes...

Which is why I had to ask... Smile
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.


Boycotting ALL products from the USA as long as that country's leader continues to lie about my native country.
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After lying down last night I came up with the idea of doing something with "muffin" and "nuffin (nothing)" or "moving" but didn't get anything particularly good. "Pastry" is another possibility but I could get from that is "Pastries and a G String" so unless there's a stripper and/or a cellist in residence that probably won't do.
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
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Oh!

"Iced Dreams"

Which hasn't been used for a bakery, as far as I can tell. And the baker - Makoto - is also known for her skill at figure skating...

Thanks, folks, but I've come up with one on my own.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.


Boycotting ALL products from the USA as long as that country's leader continues to lie about my native country.
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As an extra silly thought...if it's in an area prone to numerous earthquakes, and/or perhaps has a side hustle on semi-frozen dairy beverages, call it the 'Shake and Bake'?
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RE: Need a name for a fictional cake shop
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The Cake is a Lie.
Cake to the face.
EAT MY CAKE!!!!!! (Yes, all caps.)
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