So you want to learn Japanese....

[OpMegs]

Here's a starting point for you.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

[robkelk]

(reads article)

Well, as long as he's being optimistic...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

He's got something of an obsession with monkeys and carburetors, doesn't he? Maybe he had a breakdown in one of those drive-thru safar parks...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.