Looney Quotes

[BLHarrison]

And I've never been more humilated in my life!!!!

[Kurisu]

HEY!!!! TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!!!!!
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...

[Duane Peters]

"For shame, doc; huntin' rabbits with an elephant gun."

"Ewephant gun?"

"Yeah, so why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant?"

"You do and I'll give you *such* a pinch!"

[Norgarth]

"Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom."

"Not a rabbit, George? I will have to punish you."

"That'th the biggetht mouthe I've ever theen!
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Kurisu]

We're gonna have roast rabbit!!! We're gonna have roast rabbit!!! We're gonna ha - O-O
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...

[Dragonflight]

Finally found that intro piece.

"Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. The night of nights.
No more rehearsing or nursing a part.
We know every part by heart!
(cane flip)
Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. We'll hit the heights!
And oh, what heights we'll hit!
On with the show, this is it!
(character procession)
Tonight what heights we'll hit!
On with the show, this is it!"
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.

[robkelk]

(Can't believe we all missed this one so far...)

"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Norgarth]

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"STOP steaming up my tail!"

"... or my name isn't DUCK DODGERS, IN THE TWENTY-FOURTH AND A HALF CENTURY!"
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Ankhani]

"We go thirty-six thousand space miles, due up. Then west, in an astro-arc deviation to here. Then following the great circle seven raidial loops south by downeast, by astro-mobile to here, here and here. Then by space-navigable compass to here, here, and then to here, and here by thirteen-point strato-cubula, bearing four million light years. And thus, to our destination! Now do you know how to reach Planet X?

Ah-ye-yea-y-ye-Oh Sure.

Well I wish you'd explain it to me sometime buster."
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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI

[robkelk]

"You have desecrated the spirit of the lamp! Now you must face the CONSEQUENCES!"

"Consequences, shmonsequences. Long as I'm rich."
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Norgarth]

(another one I'm amazed hasn't been posted yet)

"Be vewy qwiet, I'm hunting wabbits."

"Give me a whole lotta lumps." *WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!*
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Foxboy]

A Sorcerer? C'mon! Lemme see ya sorcer!
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll