Sign placement amusement

[Sofaspud]

On the way into work this morning, I very nearly spit-take'd my coffee as I was driving down the highway. There's a billboard next to the off-ramp
which has just been re-painted. It's advertising Valentine's Day specials for a local jewelry chain. In -huge- block letters, it says
"VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING!", with the store name and a quick blurb underneath in smaller type.

Okay so far, right?

Hanging from the same pole, underneath the billboard, is a sign for the business occupying that parking lot.

"Planned Parenthood".

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

[Wiregeek]

?
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Sofaspud]

If I could have, I would have. But I was doing 60MPH at the time.

I'll see about getting a pic on my way in tomorrow. No promises. Old Phone is Old and the camera has developed a problem wherein it takes about 3 seconds
between button press and shutter release, plus the autofocus seems to think I'm trying to take pictures of the Moon.

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs