Ask MetaFilter: Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day off.

[Bob Schroeck]

This is an amusing page over at MetaFilter -- someone who was (almost a year ago) planning an attorney training event on juvenile crime wants to use Ferris Bueller as an example, and asks for help in cataloging all the crimes committed by the three main characters in the course of the film.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Black Aeronaut]

Wow. You know, it had always been on the fringe of my mind (Hey! Teenagers raising a ruckus! but it had never really occured to me how much legal trouble they could have gotten into.

[Kurisu]

(Hey! Teenagers raising a ruckus!

Um, could you describe the ruckus, sir?
(Couldn't resist...)
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...

[Bob Schroeck]

Well, obviously it was an Alan Ruckus.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Logan Darklighter]

Well, obviously it was an Alan Ruckus.

Rimshot!
^_^