Well, where to begin....

[Thesilentjackofalltrade]

Hello, I am TSJoaT, nice to be on this website.
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Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered
Quote from Julius Caesar

[Black Aeronaut]

*pokes* Ah, one of my many siblings finally decided to show his face.

Heya Sam!

[Thesilentjackofalltrade]

AH! (Points finger at Black accusingly)
Ben, I didn't want people to know my name!
(Sticks tongue out)
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Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered
Quote from Julius Caesar

[Dartz]

Aye... there be a reason I keep my name a secret outside of email....

Welcome to... this land. Keep hands and arms within reach of keyboard. Watch your back, shoot straight and never cut a deal with the guy wearing a suit that costs more than the jobs payout.
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--m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?

[Thesilentjackofalltrade]

(Nods sagely.)

Also never eat first at a public dinner......
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Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered
Quote from Julius Caesar

[Mark Skarr]

Get a hardier digestive system.
Greetings, TSJoaT.
I need to check your boarding pass.  Check.  One first class trip to insanity.  Welcome aboard.

[Star Ranger4]

Bah. We dont need no stinkin boarding passes!!!

And we dont SUFFER from insanity... we REVEL in it.

Welcome.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Thesilentjackofalltrade]

Wow, I feel at home already!
Now what that says about home, (Looks at ben) says something.

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Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered
Quote from Julius Caesar

[Bob Schroeck]

We're nicer than these goons are making it seem. 
Allow me to give you a formal, traditional welcome to the forums, Silent Jack, and recite the formal, traditional list of rules of the Drunkard's Walk Forums:
1) You do not talk about the Dru Have fun, and
2) Play nice.
Now go forth and enjoy!
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.