I'm Batman... You're a loony in your underpants and you have been served.

[Rev Dark]

If I every want to be Batman so badly that I hand over my personal information to a non-authenticated source I hope someone whips out a can of bat-anti-fat-sarcastic-canadian-bastard spray and puts me out of my misery. 
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/08/04 ... rvey_scam/

[Wiregeek]

oh, I have that..

wait, no, that's beer.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Dartz]

In fairness, anyone who falls for that probably wouldn't make a very Good Batman anyway.
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